The Sk8er Boi "Real Life" Remix Is Here And It Is BLEAK

Ahh, yes. All love stories seem to come to an end, one way or another. Today's comes in the form of the fictional couple in the Sk8er Boi song (by Avril Lavigne. Everyone should know that but just in case.)

We all knew they were doomed from the start. Avril was a clout chaser and she scooped up this Sk8er Boi right when he was hitting his peak. The original bitch (who dissed him because her friends thought he was trashy) has to be laughing all the way to the bank on this one! Avril's famous "Sorry girl, but you missed out" doesn't hold so much weight anymore, huh?? Now Avril's stuck 18 years later with some LOSER 35 year old, unemployed, ex-punk rocker who cheats, and says she's not as hot as she used to be. 

Let this be a lesson, ladies and gentlemen. Just because a hot moody guy is on stage with a guitar, skinny jeans and nail polish, doesn't mean he's going to be the next Billie Joe Armstrong. Sure, you can stumble on a few good ones....but they get snatched up QUICK by the Hollywood Elite:

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Stick to regular moody men who play instruments casually and wear skinny jeans. They have less bitches to fuck, probably.