Somehow, Someway LeBron And Kyrie Are STILL Two Biggest Lying, Hypocritical Assholes In The History Of Sports

Here I was thinking we were done talking about these two at least until the season actually started. But nope. LeBron popped up on Richard Jefferson's podcast to respond to something from October. Correction, something he ALREADY responded to: 

I've said it before but I always thought Kyrie is the biggest troll in sports history. He says things because he knows he'll get a rise out of people. He's made to be a blogger and/or comment section person. He'd be perfect in both roles honestly. At the same time he's just a gigantic asshole. 

But then there's LeBron and this response. Oh you just wanted Kyrie to win MVP's? That's what you wanted? Kiss my ass that's what you wanted. Nobody wants to win an MVP more than LeBron. He lives for the individual awards to rack up so he can bring it up to defend himself. He's so insecure that his game is good enough for being one of the two best players in the history of the game that he has to do things like this to justify it all. Hell, even with titles! 

You're insane if you don't think he cares so much about people bringing up that he's 3-6. You can justify any loss, except the Mavericks in 2011. But, he has to make sure you know he has the two toughest. It might even be right, but you can't keep saying it over and over again. Nobody gives a shit then. In fact it prevents people from agreeing with you, but then again, it's LeBron. 

Remember these quotes from the Cavs writers after Kyrie left: 

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– According to Lloyd, “It has been made clear to me by multiple people, Kyrie never really wanted LeBron to come back (to Cleveland) in the first place. He didn’t think it was necessary. LeBron said something to Kyrie on the court following a game when he was with Miami something to the effect of, ‘Keep going, keep doing what you’re doing. You never know, I could be back here one day.’ And Kyrie basically said, ‘What’s he talking about, we don’t need him.'”

– Kyrie did not appreciate constant LeBron questions. McMenamin was writing a story about LeBron’s improved three point shot and Kyrie was annoyed when approached about any noticeable changes to Bron’s technique.

– Lloyd claims he approached LeBron at the start of the ’17 season and said that “you and Kyrie hid the poor status of your relationship very well the past few years,” to which LeBron agreed.

Yeah, it's pretty damn amazing that they won a title despite hating each others guts. Then again when you're that talented it helps. But save me the whole song and dance with LeBron going full dad with the 'I'm not mad I'm just disappointed' line. Just admit you two fucking hate each other. Just admit you want the worst for each other now. There's zero chance Kyrie wanted to see LeBron win another title. Just admit it and we'd all like you more. There's zero chance LeBron wanted to see Kyrie win an MVP. Just fucking admit you hate each other already. Stop the backhanded lines. Just come out and admit it. Assholes.