No Shit Scottie Pippen Allegedly Got Caught Sliding Into An Instagram Model's DMs - It's EXACTLY What He Should Be Doing

I know we're a bit played out with this whole Larsa Pippen/Malik Beasley saga. But we're forgetting about a specific side here. What the hell is Scottie Pippen doing? We've talked about Scotty Pippen Jr. hating his mom's bullshit. We've talked about Malik Beasley's wife. But what about the 6-time NBA champ? What about the Hall of Famer? 

Well he's allegedly getting caught for sliding into this Instagram chicks DMs:

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Hear me out. This is EXACTLY what Scottie Pippen should be doing right now. It's Scottie fucking Pippen! He shouldn't be sitting here getting cucked by Larsa - unless he's into it. We don't kink shame. He should be out there sliding emoji first into every goddamn Instagram chicks DMs. Shoot your shot and see what happens. If Larsa can *allegedly* fuck Future, Ben Simmons and Malik Beasley at a minimum, you can go fuck a younger version of Larsa. 

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I can't decide whether or not going emoji as the DM slide is the way. I've never slid into a DM so I have no idea how it works. Is the fire emoji the best way to go about it? Not hit em with a 'sup' or something first? I'm old, my DM's are filled with people telling me they hate me. I have no concept of this world. Either way I hope Scottie gets laid. I hope the next report is he gets caught taking a picture with an IG model. Don't go buy Larsa another $4 million ring. Go get you one.