Mississippi State Alum And Notorious No-Fun Haver Joe Judge Showed Up To Work Today Dressed In Ole Miss Gear Because He Lost An Egg Bowl Bet To Evan Engram
When you have to wear the colors of your hated blood rival because you lost a bet to the most frustrating player on your team that let a division win slide directly through his fingers:
What in the world is going on here?!??!??!?!?!?!?!? To clarify, I'm not surprised that Coach Judge is wearing Ole Miss gear since the headline explained he lost a bet to Ole Miss alum Evan Engram and there is nobody's word on the planet I'd expect to honor a bet more than the Honorable Coach Judge.
What I'm surprised about is that big bad meanie Joe Judge seems to be having fun with his players, complete with Evan Engram popping onto the Zoom to revel in his victory. I thought Coach Judge was the meanest old man that ever lived because he made professional athletes and their coaches run a few laps in order to stress fixing mistakes? If I didn't know better, I would say the media was being lazy as fuck by painting Coach Judge as some evil supervillain simply because he worked for two of the greatest coaches ever and guys like Matt Patricia flamed out after leaving the Belichick School of Hard Knocks. I mean imagine thinking a guy like this wouldn't be a blast behind the scenes.
Out of all the twists and turns I've experienced as a Giants fan this century, falling head over heels in love with a guy that was a special teams coach that I never heard of until he was hired as well as both Mississippi SEC schools for the wonderful football men they have delivered in my life (outside of the aforementioned Engram) is easily the craziest of all. We are even at the point where I think The Last Jedi went from my least favorite movie ever to my favorite movie ever simply because of this tweet.
Sports are so fucking weird, man.
I'm not sure if Coach Judge will ever loosen things to the point where the loser of the Egg Bowl gets pelted with eggs. But make sure to tune in Saturday when two of my fellow professional idiots here at Barstool do just that.
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P.S. No offense to Mintzy, who seems like a delightful fella. But I gotta root for Mississippi State in next year's Egg Bowl if for no other reason than to see Evan Engram walk around the Giants locker room with a cowbell around his neck (If he's still on the Giants next year).