Jim Harbaugh Threw Out The First Pitch In Detroit Last Night, Perfect Strike

Jersey tucked into Khaki’s? Check. Kick the dirt around to make sure you have comfortable footing? Check.

Quickly look for a sign even though there was no sign but maybe Miggy wants some extra heat and the scouts could be in stands? Check.

Throw as hard as you possibly can? Check.

ABWC, Always Be Wearing Cleats. Check

Perfect Strike (for a batter that is 7 feet tall)? Check.

All in a day’s work my friends, all in a day’s work. Oh and don’t you dare forget bringing that glove to his seats. The man has 20 balls in his life, it’s his only goal when he attends a baseball game.

“That’s just every time I’ve ever gone to a baseball game, that’s my main focus. Going and getting a ball. … “I’ve got 20. Got my 20th at a Giants game a year or two ago.”

You think he’s going to pass up prime foul ball territory? Fuck no. That’s just Harbaugh life.

I totally imagine Harbaugh lingering around the dugout for just a little too long. Just kind of walking around, throwing the ball into his glove, coughing real loud, maybe swinging an imaginary bat, all in the hopes that Brad Ausmus is like hey Jim, want to start in Center for us tonight?