Sorry Chief, But Duke Will Always Have College Basketball's Villain With The Most Punchable Face In America

There it is. Now if you need a reminder, Chief wrote this blog yesterday: 

And he's right IF Dane Goodwin played for Duke he'd be absolutely hated. But he plays for Notre Dame, a team that simply isn't good. Hell, it's even hard to hate Notre Dame basketball because Mike Brey is awesome. I'm a huge Mike Brey fan. But after a long text talk with Chief about it all, it was only fitting that the same day the world was truly introduced to Matthew Hurt. Yeah, he was there last year, but this was Matthew Hurt last year: 

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Already hatable for sure. But then he decided to start looking like Cherokee Parks mixed with Ryan Kelly

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Cherokee Parks was an all-time fucking hatable guy at Duke. But back to Hurt. This guy is an offensive player. He can't play a lick of defense yet will still flop around to try and take a charge. Again, look at this fucking guy

The goatee. The hair style. This guy is right out of the 1990s punchable faces with Duke. If he ever figures shit out, he'll have a chance to crack the top-5 hatable dudes at Duke. It's a long list but I have it as :

5. Bobby Hurley

4. Greg Paulus 

3. JJ Redick

2. Grayson Allen

1. Christian Laettner