I’d Like To Apologize For Orgasming Due To Double Dutching

Earlier I made a grave mistake. Although I stand behind the quality of this double Dutch video, I should not have came. For that, I’d like to apologize.

My return to double dutching will also be delayed while I explore my options with my wife and family beside me... not standing beside me in the double Dutch circle but speaking just more in general. I don’t even know if they like double Dutch or single Dutch. Truth be known, it’s embarrassing that I don’t know if they jump rope. I hope they don’t. If they do, they’ve been keeping it from me for years which will also need some exploration.

I’ve got a lot on my plate just a few days after thanksgiving but I’m willing to eat the good and the bad UNLESS the bad is green bean casserole. I hate that shit.