Last week, Justin Herbert decided to chop off his locks. This move had him trending on Twitter for a few hours as everyone was truly shocked when they saw him without hair. Coley joked that I looked like him.
I took it in stride, not because I looked like the dude everyone was making fun of Twitter (nothing new for me, I get called Beans from Even Stevens at least once a week), but because I knew I looked like an NFL QB. And you know what NFL QBs do? They get LAID. At that time I didn't know Justin Herbert's girlfriend was one of the most attractive human beings in the world, but I wasn't surprised:
No idea if Rylee approves of the haircut. Would be a brutal loss for Herbert if this is what ends it for them.