If You Get A Haircut Just Like Justin Herbert, Your Girlfriend Can Look Just Like This Too!

Last week, Justin Herbert decided to chop off his locks. This move had him trending on Twitter for a few hours as everyone was truly shocked when they saw him without hair. Coley joked that I looked like him.

I took it in stride, not because I looked like the dude everyone was making fun of Twitter (nothing new for me, I get called Beans from Even Stevens at least once a week), but because I knew I looked like an NFL QB. And you know what NFL QBs do? They get LAID. At that time I didn't know Justin Herbert's girlfriend was one of the most attractive human beings in the world, but I wasn't surprised:

No idea if Rylee approves of the haircut. Would be a brutal loss for Herbert if this is what ends it for them.