Did I wake up this morning and think I’d be scrolling through pictures of the hottest spear fisher in the world? Nope I didn’t but that’s the beauty of the internet. Every day is different Her name is Valentine Thomas and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with her. I’m not a big fan of water or oceans or giant fish or plunging a spear into living creatures but opposites attract. That’s what Valentine’s life is. All she does is spear fish and I’ve never been spear fishing. We should hang out. It doesn’t hurt that she’s smoking hot either but let’s go with the opposites attract thing. Maybe she can broaden my horizons.