Wanna See A Squirrel That’s Drunk AF From Some Fermented Pears? You’re In Luck

Love this squirrel. This fella just got back home from college and is about to meet up with the squad. Before meeting them, he decided to pre-game a little bit. Smart. In this economy, drinks aren’t cheap but they are a lot cheaper when you drink the first few at home. 

Regrettably, the squirrel didn’t eat lunch or dinner so his normal booze cushion wasn’t sitting in his gut ready to soak up the suds from his delicious India pear ale. Faded, he realizes the mistake, texts the boys that something came up, hammers a few more pears, tosses on the new COD, and falls asleep with a respectable kill/death ratio. Kinda the dream, right? It is for me.

Anyway, here’s the drunk person version of the squirrel.