Wal-Mart Parking Lot Brawl Features A Lot Of Battling And One Giant Tazer

I have no idea what these people did to the Orca going commando, but it had to be something bad. If Dark Lurch can jack up that little woman repeatedly in front of cops with nothing happening to him then you know the fuzz thinks it’s justified. I’m surprised he didn’t launch her onto the roof extending those arms like he’s hitting the freaking sled. Good for him for holding back.

For real, the dude in white is dead, right? Nobody gets tazed so hard their shoes fall off. 1.21 Gigawatts definitely stopped that heart cause if you look closely enough there’s smoke steaming off his head. Still doesn’t hold a candle to the greatest tazing in human history. Here’s to hoping he one day got that bitch.