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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Lady Who Stabbed Her Boyfriend Who Wouldn't Have Morning Sex With Her?

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(Source)An angry Deltona woman cut her boyfriend’s belly after he refused to have sex with her, investigating Volusia County sheriff’s deputies said. Yanilca Ortiz-Burgos, 37, attacked her boyfriend, Jose Vega-Hernandez, 46, with a knife in the presence of three children ages, 9, 10 and 17, an arrest report shows. Ortiz-Burgos was arrested and charged with aggravated battery on a person with a deadly weapon and child abuse. She was released on her own recognizance under the supervision of the court’s pretrial release program. Vega-Hernandez said in a telephone interview Monday that he is not pressing charges on Ortiz-Burgos and is more hopeful that she will get help. “Supposedly she came to my room because she wanted to be intimate,” Vega-Hernandez said. But then he felt a punch, and then an argument started. Deputies were called to a home at Antilles Drive at 6:12 a.m. Saturday where Ortiz-Burgos and Vega-Hernandez were involved in a fight, reports said.





6:12 AM? That’s what time you want to fuck? Lady, get the hell out of my room! Morning sex is for weekends before brunch, it’s not for a damn weekday morning when I’m trying to get my last hour of sleep in before I have to go to work. I don’t want to rub sleep out of my eyes to kiss your nasty breath and eat your sweaty pussy. If morning sex isn’t two people waking up on a weekend morning (at like 11:30 so you just fit in that “morning” window), with your sleep boner still ripping, on a day you didn’t go out too hard the night before so you’re not soaked in booze sweats, then it’s the best way to start the day. But if you don’t check all those boxes? Pass. If you’ve got all that energy then you can go cook breakfast but get that pussy away from me, pervert, I’m sleeping.