This Kid Sucks At Blowing Out Birthday Candles

This is disgusting. Only in today's day and age would the internet gather to applaud such a terrible effort. Uhhh. Dude. It's fucking candles and you're out here grunting like your Monica Seles who, lest we forget, is a retired professional tennis player, who represented Yugoslavia and the United States. She was born and raised in Novi Sad, Yugoslavia (now Serbia) to an ethnic Hungarian family. She became a naturalized American citizen in 1994 and also received Hungarian citizenship in June 2007. A former world no. 1, she won nine Grand Slam singles titles, eight of them as a teenager while representing Yugoslavia, and the final one while representing the United States. Despite her extensive resume, Monica is known largely for her role as Monica in Friends-where she played herself- and for her loud grunting which is why I made the comparison between her and this candle-blowing kid. 

People don't talk about Monica Sele's dominance as much as they should. If you've never seen her match against Steffi Graf, you are missing out. Below is the Monica Seles (YUG) vs Steffi Graf (GER) 1993 Australian Open Final which captivated dozens of people across the globe and was even broadcasted in Italian which is incredible. 

Anyway, back to the candle kid. 

I guess, I just wanna say that I'm not impressed. That's all. Nothing against him or his parents but I think the effort was hotdoggin it. I don't wanna see how the candles-getting-blown-out sausage is made. Just fill your stupid little lungs with air and blow it out. It's not that hard. that's what she said.