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SIXERS TRADE AL HORFORD AND HIS TRILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT TO OKC!!!!

WOJ YOU BEAUTIFUL BOMB WORTHY BASTARD!!!  WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE!!! DING DONG THE CONTRACT IS GONE!!!  

And the Sixers get Danny Green, a certified sniper coming off TWO straight NBA Championships!  A guy who we were targeting last year, anyways!  HUZZAH! Sure, the first and second rounders were necessary casualties of Horford's contract, but who gives a shit? At this rate we're not going to even see 2025, anyways. Getting rid of Horford's contract for those picks were alone worth it (Green and Ferguson are just lovely sweeteners).  The move is the definition of addition by subtraction.  No zillion dollar contract hogging the books and no zillion pound mass clogging the lane (except for when Al decided to chuck 3's no less than 482 times a game, of course).  Even got rid of him to the West so Embiid won't have to worry about facing off against Horford in the Eastern Conference playoffs.  I repeat, HUZZAH!!!  

Now do me a favor and draft someone who can teach Ben Simmons how to shoot to grow a sack and start pulling the trigger to shoot AND CUE IT!!!