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WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY! MERE MORTALS WE ARE BEFORE THE GOAT JEN SELTZER!!! Good for her! Not to mention she's staying fit as a fiddle, during a global pandemic, no less! Good for Jen for fighting the good fight in these tough times! Down with Covid-19! Up with health, exercise, and sunsets!
Now do me a favor and CUE IT!
Go Jen go! Go Jen Go! Go Jen Go!
JEN BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy as I get all his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO JEN!!!
Thank you, Jen! Thank you!