Ariana Grande And Her Sex Doll Desperately Need To Know If You Can "Stay Up All Night And Fuck Me 'Til Daylight"

Look, Ariana Grande is a very busy woman. The little free time she has is extremely valuable and reserved for people she knows will add something to her life. She doesn't have time to go on long, elaborate, dates just to get to know some random dude that may end up being terrible in bed. What's the point in that?!!? She puts a lot of energy and effort into looking good and she's not about to waste even a minute of it on someone she'll later deem unworthy.

I've been drinking coffee
And I've been eating healthy
You know I keep it squeaky
Saving all my energy

So rather than beating around the bush with formalities, she's coming straight to the point: 

Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me 'til the daylight
Thirty-four, thirty-five

Because if you can, she promises she'll be worth it. Just maybe come prepared with safety equipment.

Baby you might need a seat-belt
When I'm ridin'
I'mma leave it open like a door
Come inside it
Even though I'm wifey
You can hit it like a side chick
Don't need no side dick

And if you can't? Well, you don't do complex math like 34 + 35 without also having the genius to create your own Frankensex that later turns you into your own sex doll. 

So if you can't get the job done, just be up front, and she'll take care of it herself.