Here's A GNARLY Knockout & Update On Today's UFC Card

UHHH - HOLY FUCK! That dude went out STIFF AS A BOARD!

I guess the CBD company painted onto the back of ol' red shorts here got a decent ad though, eh? 

Take their product and you'll go to sleep in mere seconds!

While I've got your attention with that knockout, here's a quick update on tonight's UFC card; starting now on ESPN+…..

It may be a little cursed. 

After one half of the main event dropped out earlier this week, allowing Paul Felder to step in on short notice (on a card he was scheduled to commentate), which makes for an awesome storyline if ya ask me….

…..Eryk Anders missed weight and later pulled out of his fight with Antonio Arroyo because of medical concerns, Saparbek Safarov experienced weight cut complications and later pulled out of his fight with Julian Marquez, and now Louis Smolka has pulled out of his fight with Jose Quinonez over what is believed to be an illness he started facing this morning. 

Fights are just droppin like flies this week! Can't catch a break!

Have no fear, though, because Paul Felder and Rafael dos Anjos are undoubtedly bringin the fireworks in tonight's main event….

…..and we've got an awesome early start time; so even if the fights DO suck (I don't think they will), you've got your whole night ahead of ya!