Diddy Dives Perfectly Normal Into Pools, Find A New Slant

 

People are roasting Diddy for this dive. Uhhh, looks perfect to me. That's just how rich dudes dive. I'm convinced once you have money, you lose the ability to dive. Rich people can have it all, but they can't learn how to dive. I'd like to test this theory and see other rich folk try to dive. Now that I think about it, I've never seen a rich person dive. Think Zuckerberg can dive? No chance. Bill Gates? No way. Dave Portnoy?

 

 

 

Dave and Diddy, diving champions of the world.