Sure, this wasn’t exactly the filthiest move in the world. But not gonna lie, it’s been a pretty rough Monday morning so far. First, we had 21-year-old Jordan Spieth who became the youngest US Open champion since 1922 and halfway through the career grand slam already. Then we had this 16 or 17-year-old high school junior completely shatter the backboard while throwing it down like a savage. And now we have this 12-year-old snot nosed little brat pulling off moves so smooth that I don’t think I could even break out in a video game. At 23-years-old, I’ll be playing in a beer league hockey game tonight while focusing primarily on not blocking any shots because once I get hit with one, I retire forever. So yeah, really feel like a big heaping pile of shit today and watching Aito Iguchi put on a dangle clinic was just the cherry on top of my shit sundae. Kid probably can’t even tie his own skates yet and he’s already a million times better at life than I’ll ever be.
P.S. – Here’s another filthy move from courtesy of some KHL action. Doesn’t really have much to do with the blog but thought it would be a crime if it didn’t get included somewhere.