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Wanna Hear A TikTok Star Who Can Sing Your Dick Skin Off The Shaft? You're In Luck

It makes me sick that there are people out in the world like this. Im not sure what constitutes a tiktok star but I think this guy meets the criterium. Just walking around looking like the sexiest combination possible of me and Caleb. I mean, imagine listening to this dude and not trying to jump his bones. I cant. As soon as he started singing, my trousers got humid. Moisture rising. Your britches feeling like the dew on the western side of an Appalachian mountain. Soggy and beautiful.

Incredible.