Ladies, it might be time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask, “What is that?” An estimated ¼ of US women don’t know where their vagina is, according to a new poll conducted by OnePoll, which found that 46% of ladies couldn’t point out the cervix, and 59% suggested a different body part when asked to identify the uterus. Only one in 10 women passed the anatomy quiz, asking them to name all the parts of a female reproductive diagram.
Intimina, the Swedish women’s health company that commissioned the study, included responses from 2,000 women. A spokesperson said the brand hoped to reveal a critical gap in American education.
Well, well, well how the turn tables. This whole time the male population, including yours truly, thought they were alone in the mystery that is the female vagina. Sex was an us problem. We were the schmucks. The clitoris was just another wonder of the world we had yet to discover as we continue to get mocked for our lack of knowledge. Nope, turns out women don't have a damn clue either. Flummoxed by their own body. Certainly encouraging news that we're all in this together.
Lucky for all of us, Hank Moody is always here to guide everyone towards the light. When you need life advice he's the man to look towards. I present to you the little man in the boat. You're welcome, world.
If for some godforsaken reason you have not watched Californication please drop what you're doing right now, download Hulu, and get going. See I even saved you the step of looking up what streaming service it's on. How nice of me.
I've decided to do like my 4th full rewatch recently and it's just been an overall fantastic decision. Hank Moody the goat. Mothaafuckkaaaa