We Have Now Lost 3 of the 5 Old Ladies I Ranked Based On Bangability, RIP Jeralean Talley

ABC News - A woman deemed the world’s oldest person died in Michigan, about a month after her 116th birthday. Jeralean Talley died Wednesday evening at her home in the Detroit suburb of Inkster, according to her daughter, Thelma Holloway. Holloway said Thursday that her mother was recently hospitalized and treated for fluid in her lungs before returning home “just where she wanted to be.” Talley turned 116 last month. She celebrated at her church and a local office of the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services. Attendees at the second event included U.S. Rep.John Conyers. The Democrat is the longest-serving member in the House, but even at 86 he was still three decades younger than Talley. “People asked her, ‘How do you feel about being the oldest person in the world?'” Holloway said of her mother. “She said, ‘I still feel the same. That’s God’s work, not mine.’ … She enjoyed life as long as she was here.” The Los Angeles-based Gerontology Research Group considered Talley to be the world’s oldest person, based on available records, followed by Susannah Jones of Brooklyn, New York. The group said Jones turns 116 in July. Talley was born in Montrose, Georgia, in 1899 and moved to Michigan in the 1930s. Talley’s husband died in 1988 at age 95.

WHAT THE FUCK YO! Am I killing off these old sluts? Am I responsible for their deaths? Since I blogged about fucking them, three of them have died now. THREE! First we lost the DSL Queen Misao Okawa.

Then we lost sweet, sweet bald ass Gertrude. 

And now we’ve lost an original member of the Underground Railroad Jeralean Talley.

And then there were 2. RIP Jerlean.