Jala Sue Has Been Named The Most Beautiful Athlete In The World But The Real Story Is Paul Heyman Being The Best Hype Man In The Game
Some big news in the sports world. Jala Sue was named the most beautiful athlete in the world! I know she's a huge name, I mean everyone knows a paddleboard athlete from northern Michigan. I have her on my fantasy team, got her with the second pick, no big deal. But then I started to dig into Jala Sue and find out more about her.
She's repped by Paul Heyman! Yes, this Paul Heyman!
On his site Heyman Hustle, there was a whole big write up:
Well, that’s a funny question, and perhaps an even funnier answer. #HustleBootyTempTats is the brainchild of sports entertainment legend Paul Heyman, the “Advocate” / “Special Counsel” for such WWE and UFC legends as Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey (another amazing, groundbreaking female), and the current reigning defending Undisputed WWE Universal Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns.
I'm starting to think there's nothing Paul Heyman can't do. I know I can't afford him but I'd like his services considering he's one of the best on the mics and is now finding world's most beautiful athletes. I'm starting to like my chances as the most beautiful bald blogger. I have no idea exactly how this is a brainchild of Paul Heyman, but I love the hashtag HustleBootyTempTats. It's a bit too long, but it catches the eye. Actually wait, we know the reasoning behind it.
“It’s the anti-influencer influencer brand. And if you research supermodels, you’ll find #HustleBootyTempTats is the most popular supermodel brand in the entire world!”
Makes perfect sense now. The anti-influencer influencer brand. I'm pretty sure that's the same thing as an influencer, but I'm 33 and fucking lost in that world. Back to Paul Heyman, man what a run that guy has had. I said it before, but I get giddy every time I see him get ready to hop on the mic. He's a genius when it comes to delivering.
Oh and congrats to Jala Sue. Here's your most beautiful athlete in the world (allegedly, I'm still doing research).
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