We Had A Full-Blown Hardcore Deathmatch Take Place On The Streets Of Williamsburg Last Night

E-C-Dubya! E-C-Dubya! E-C-Dubya! While millions of people around the country were drinking, smoking, straight west coasting their anxiety away last night, the good people of Williamsburg were putting their nervous energy to great use with a free hardcore match scheduled for ONE FALL! Who would've thought that a bunch of hipsters would be giving America the exact content it needed right now? 

Well not the exact content it needed right now. The fact I am blogging a couple of videos from a 3rd floor, 700 square foot apartment that costs more per month than the mortgage on my 5 bedroom house without a bunch of videos from point blank range of the fracas shot by people whose Instagram feeds are filled with pictures of brunch and farmers market candids is disappointing. But seeing a bunch of mamalukes fake beat each other up for free is a reminder of how wonderful this country can truly be.

America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But professional wrestling has marked the time. This video, this sports entertainment. It's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again.

PS - REAL virtual deathmatch now on Twitch in Verdansk: