A Five Story "Porn Theme Park" Has Opened In Japan. Featuring Real Life Porn Stars Serving Guests

KNEWZ - An adult film company in Japan has opened a five-story ‘adults only’ theme park in the heart of Tokyo’s red light district, with various attractions staffed by professional porn stars. 

According to The Sun, the attraction in Tokyo’s Kabukicho nightlife district was designed by Japanese adult film producer Soft on Demand and is called SOD Land.

The company has dubbed the porn star-staffed theme attraction in Japan an “amusement park for adults”.

Each floor of the park has a different theme for the 18 years or older clientele. 

For example, one floor is advertised as a “Newcomer Adult Film Actress Floor,” where visitors are served by new and upcoming porn stars. Another lets guests talk and mingle with more well-known adult film stars.

Other floors include a silent bar area, an area that offers “erotic massages” and the entrance floor — which doubles as a gift shop.

There is an entrance fee of 500 yen (about $5) to get inside the porn star “theme park,” according to The Daily Star.

Sorry kiddos, Disneyland is just gonna have to wait a couple years. Daddy and and fantasy football buddies have a work trip they need to take. 

Talk about a bargain. $5 entrance fee? 

A ticket to Disney sets you back a few hundred a piece EASY and that's just the poor people version. For the line jumper and VIP shit you can double it. And Minnie doesn't even finish you off. 

Japan just gets it. 

One floor is even named the "Sex Industry Research Center" but is described as a place to "look at styles and faces" while enjoying a drink.

There's even a "Silent Bar" where customers can relax quietly while a sexy bartender appears on the other side of a one-way mirror.

To be totally transparent, I'm not familiar with this park's talent, but give me a few hours and I will be.