People all across the country are on edge today and nothing takes the edge off like a good ole fashioned edge off. It’s a competition, folks. It’s the semen version of the limbo. How long can ya go?
Now edging, lest we forget, is getting seconds away from climax and stopping, waiting for a few more seconds then start again, do this a few more times then you are meant to have a amazing long climax and you feel great. It appears as though that’s what Harris County would like us all to do in order to pass the time. Don’t hate it but I will do that with my loving WIFE!
Will this ploy by Harris County, a county with over 4 million residences and who has shattered voter turnout records, work? Well, my friends, as the detective who once discovered the missing murder weapon in a big bowl of banana pudding, “the proof is in the pudding.”
Rick is getting laid. Jennifer? Stick in the mud and I ain’t talkin anal.
Try hard, Becky. I bet her hair isn’t even good.
Whoops. Just noticed this tweet is from 3 days ago. Embarrassing for me. Ah well, nevertheless. Here’s Wonderwall.