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Wake Up With the Big Speech from ‘Team America: World Police’

Given what today is, I’m going to try for a theme week of great political speeches, starting with this this one from “Team America: World Police.” Gary addresses the world leaders, denounces Alec Baldwin’s Film Actors Guild (F.A.G) and explains the theory of geopolitics he heard from an old drunk in a bar in an earlier scene.

Never before has my worldview been so perfectly captured by a marionette. If any candidate in any election year sum up the world this eloquently, they’d have my vote. But no one’s ever come close.