Eagles Beat The Worst Team To Ever Play Football (Besides The 2020 NY Jets) And Also Cover The Spread!

h/t zebras

Good teams win...GREAT TEAMS COVER!  Nobody besides reality cares how it's done!  4 inexcusable, God awful turnovers by Carson Wentz?  YUP!  Only 16 offensive points vs. a historically awful defense that has given up 30+ points a game every single time they take the field!? BELIEVE IT!  Only winning a game (and covering) because the Cowboys were forced to start a rookie 3rd string QB AS WELL AS getting ALL the help from the refs?  YOU KNOW IT!  

3-4-1! The BEASTS Of The NFC East, baby! Might as well only win 2 more to clinch, rest up while going 5-10-1 for the season, and only get embarrassed a little bit at home in the Wildcard round!  Let's do this!  

PS - Wentz has 2 weeks to fix his shit.  I'm not saying bench him for Hurts like everyone else who conveniently forget about blowing him the previous 3 weeks (solid game vs. undefeated Steelers, double digit comeback to get within 2 pt conversion vs. the Ravens, double digit comeback throwing DARTS against the shitty Giants), but he has to fucking R-E-L-A-X.  He's not the only athlete on a high school football team who needs to do EVERYTHING.  Throw the fucking ball away every once in awhile.  Take a chill pill and play the damn game, man.

PPSS - All Hail Travis Fulgram.  Howie Roseman is the least deserving person in history to fall ass backwards on the dick of this absolute STUD WR.