Stephon Marbury Says He Has A Problem If We Talk About Hoops, So Let's Discuss What We're Allowed To - Busting A Nut (Cumming)

Despite finding this take so incredibly stupid, I'm not going to get mad. Why? Because talking about busting nuts is an incredible quote. Thinking there might be a problem here with ole Steph's take about playing at a level and breaking down the game. Erik Spoelstra never played in the NBA, can he break the game down? What about Pop? We can go to the college level and look at Cal, K, Self, Izzo, etc? Are they allowed to break it down? You get my point. And sure there are certain things that non-NBA players can't and shouldn't talk about. Shit that goes with being a player. How to handle money, fame, travel, all that stuff. But in terms of just basketball? You can do that. 

But back to busting a nut. This feels like a line out of 40-Year Old Virgin if we're being honest

Think we need to institute this theory and try it out on Podfathers. We're all confirmed as to having sex at least once since Clem, Large and any guest they've had has a kid (or currently pregnant). My point being we know what it's like to bust a nut. It's fun. Feels great. I highly recommend it. 

But this is what makes Steph so great. Whether he's eating Vaseline or shit like this he's going to create content. All I'm thinking about now is some virgin explaining to him what it's like to bust a nut. I'd listen to that podcast. Starbury just disgusted by this dude trying to break down hoops and busting a nut. If we could go back in time, I've got the perfect candidate 

Ever since I saw this quote I started thinking though. Are there noted busting a nut analysts? I'm not talking Johnny Sins or people like that, but true analysts. Essentially who is the Bill Raftery or busting a nut? It might just be Raft himself. Sorry Steph, I'm going to keep talking hoops AND busting nuts. Chalk one up for me on this fine Monday.