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Oregon Health Authority Head Does Her Best Lori Lightfoot Impersonation. Dressing Up In Clown Costume To Report Death Rates.

Straaaaaaange times we are living in. 

What the hell happened to middle management micromanaging every fucking decision under the sun? Does that not exist in the 9-5 public and private sectors anymore? 

How do ideas like this (and Lightfoot's "Rona Destroyer") get greenlit? 

I'm not even mad at this lady wearing the clown outfit. I'm mad at her superior. 

Again, my mind immediately goes to the cowboy scene from Casino - 

"If you didn't know you were being scammed you're too fuckin dumb to keep this job. If you did know you were in on it. Either way you're out!

("You fuckin momo!")

Who gets pitched ideas like these, in positions of power, and says "you know what, I like that. Let's go with that"?

Or, is it there are even more God awful ideas that don't leave the cutting room floor so these moronic ones actually look like smart, safe choices by comparison? 

Just cringe level on 11 right there. 

p.s. - did a double-take at first look thinking this was Robbie