Dude Gets Caught Red-Handed Trying To Take An Upskirt Picture After "Accidentally" Dropping A Box OF Pasta

HENRICO COUNTY, Va. — A photo obtained by WTVR CBS 6 News allegedly showed John Wiggins, 55, using a cellphone camera to snap photos up a woman’s dress at the Walmart in Short Pump. That picture was taken by the husband of another woman who claimed she was also one of Wiggins’s victims. Henrico Police arrested Wiggins after he allegedly violated two women by using his smart phone to snap pictures under their skirts on Sunday, May 31. Officers said one victim became very uneasy when he bumped into her in the middle of the store and pretended to drop something in the store. The woman whose husband snapped the photo spoke to WTVR CBS 6 reporter Joe St. George on the condition of anonymity Wednesday. “If it can happen to me, it can happen to you,” she said about the incident. So how did it happen? The woman said Wiggins dropped a box of pasta on the floor as a distraction – and as an excuse for him to reach down to get closer to the floor and into the perfect spot to snap a pic.

Ahhhhhh the ol’ “Ooops, I dropped a box of pasta. Now let’s get a look at that vagina” in the grocery store trick.  We’ve seen it a hundred times.  It’s almost impossible to get caught more red-handed than that guy died.  He’s fully under there, trying to sneak a peak.  Can I live?  Also, are we sure the guy who took the picture of the guy taking the picture is completely innocent here?  Why was his phone so readily available and on the camera app?  I’d say there’s a better-than-good chance that he was about to take a picture of that lady’s ass so he can jerk off to it later in the bathroom while his wife is making dinner and just so happened to stumble upon a guy who wanted a closer look.  Don’t hate the playa, hate the game I guess.

PS- How good are Frosted Flakes though?  So good.