Jessie James Decker LOVES A Good Motorboating

God bless these two. I know it's Instagram and people's real lives don't actually look like the images they portray to the world, but Jessie James Decker is notorious for posting real shit (stretch marks, post-baby bod, upper lip bleaching etc.) with zero shame, so when she says, "When he motorboats me, it just shows me how much he really cares," I believe her! 

I mean, who wouldn't want their person taking care of their goods? 

Especially when they put so much effort into keeping everything high and tight.  

When you work hard for something, you appreciate it more, and when appreciate it more, you set the standard for how you expect others to treat it. Did you see the strength, passion, and rhythm she put into her workout? It's no wonder they can't keep their hands off each other! Or their mouths. 

I have no doubt in my mind these two go at it like bunnies and it brings me great joy to see a marriage so sexually enlightened.

May the filthy whispers never end.