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CRAZY Video Of An OnlyFans Model In A Thong Firing Shots At Robbers With Uzis That Broke Into Her House

(Source)- Chilling surveillance video captured a gunfight that broke out after armed intruders stormed a home in northwest Miami-Dade on the night of Oct. 4. Ansley Pacheco, 26, recounted the horror seen in that surveillance video to Local 10 News reporter Liane Morejon. Robbers stormed her home, ambushing her husband, friends and her 7-year-old son ambushed at gunpoint.

“You know, they could’ve killed him; they could’ve killed me. They didn’t care at all,” Pacheco said. “We don’t (know who they are), but I really hope they get caught.” Pacheco said a friend pulled up to watch the Heat play in the NBA Finals when waiting criminals caught him off guard. “While I was in the bathroom, I started to hear the commotion, I started hearing, ‘Get down, get down, give me everything you got,’” she recalled. “I went to the nightstand; I grabbed the gun and I opened the door. I saw one if they guys face to face with me. He told me to put my gun down. I just shook my head no, and then I said, ‘Don’t shoot me, my son is in here.’”

After an eruption of gunfire, the intruders finally took off. “They finally just ran out,” Pacheco said. “My husband ran and got the gun and shot back at the vehicle that was leaving.”

HO-LY SHIT. I imagine most people sign on to Only Fans hoping to see a little skin and maybe a little personalized action in this very online world. However, I couldn't imagine logging on to Only Fans to see the wonderful person whose content I subscribe to bucking shots let alone being in a real life scenario where you hear an armed robbery taking place in your house while you are in your underwear and having to protect your family. I don't know if that's because I'm in the sleepy suburbs of New York instead of Miami, complete with security footage that looks like it was taken straight from Scarface's Last Stand. 

What I do know however is that Ansley Pacheco is a bad mamma jamma. The phrase MILF has been around forever, but we need a term to for a bad ass mama bear that will do anything to protect papa bear and baby bear. My first thought is Mother You Do Not Wanna Fuck With but MYDNWFW doesn't have the same mmmmph to it. OK, I'm rambling. 

Anyway, that's a scary scene for a young family to live through. Support them by following Ansley on Instagram as well as her OnlyFans (I have no idea how to use OnlyFans so you guys are on your own for that).

h/t Michael who knew a story about a thong-wearing OnlyFans model shooting a gun would play well on Barstool, almost a little TOO well as some tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists of a video that went viral with the perfect angles would say