Step Up, Ladies And Gentlemen, Come See If You Can Out Drive The Amazing Golf Ball Whacker Gritty
The more I think about it, the more it makes sense that Gritty is actually Happy Gilmore. A lunatic hockey guy with some deep-seated anger issues who is best known for taking his skate off and trying to stab somebody with it who also has an absolute rocket launcher off the tee and probably isn't allowed anywhere within 300 yards of a public park?
With a hose like that, I can guarantee you that Gritty can drill a hole-in-one on a par 4. Poor golf etiquette and even snuck in an ode to the putter throw?
And let's not act like after crushing a 6-pack of Yuengling after the first 2 holes, Gritty wouldn't be out on the course looking to fight the first caddy he could get his hands on.
The resemblances are uncanny. But the moral of the story is that Gritty can out drive the shit out of you. So let that sink in for a while. Next time you step up to the tee box, just know there's a giant orange scumbag living somewhere under a bridge in Philly who would stick it 450 yards right down the middle of the fairway.
See you guys at the Waterbury Open this weekend!