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The RnR faithful have wanted a way to win money FOR YEARS and now it's finally fucking here. 5 fights, 10 questions, 1 goddamn goal... LEAVING RNR 12 AS A $25,000 CHAMPION.
Even if you don't go 10/10 for the ultimate prize there's still $1,000 up for grabs GUARANTEED so there's really no reason to give a try here. And it's gonna be a helluva build up next Friday night with these 5 fights closing out the night. LET'S DIG IN!
TRAILER PARK vs I EAT ASS
-TRAILER PARK has been stabbed multiple times, fought EVERYONE in Fayetteville, won at RnR 9
-I EAT ASS is 2-0, is a possible #1 contender, loves CHD, and eats ass 24/7
SHIZZAT THE RIZZAT vs THE BACKFLIP NINJA
-SHIZZAT THE RIZZAT has our #1 KO ever, went all 3 rounds with NIGHTY NIGHT, is fighting for his fallen friend David Gainer
-BACKFLIP NINJA has our #1 athletic move ever, also survived 3 rounds with NIGHTY NIGHT, is fighting for Trump 2020
THE JOCKEY vs BAD ASH
-JOCKEY GEENA rides 1200 lb beasts daily, works out in a ninja warrior gym, loves manipulating anyone in her path
-BAD ASH hails from the hills of West Virginia, says she's always ready to fight, and has "never been manipulated in her life"
4'2'' SMIDGE THE DOORMAN vs 4'3'' FLYIN RYAN
-SMIDGE THE DOORMAN is a 2x champion, former wrestler, current bouncer, fighting to MAKE DWARVES GREAT AGAIN
-FLYIN' RYAN is a pro wrestler, friend of Smidge's opponent who lost at RnR 11, fighting to prevent a 3rd term from Smidge
5-0 NIGHTY NIGHT vs 2-0 LIGHTS OUT
-NIGHTY NIGHT is our current Middleweight AND greatest champion ever, 5-0 with 5 KOs, Army Vet, always puts "dicks in the dirt"
-LIGHTS OUT is our current Heavyweight champ, beat our previous greatest at RnR 11, "toughest fighter on the South Shore of MA"
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