Now THIS Is How You Deal With Your Lady On The Phone As You're Playing Call Of Duty

Take notes, wifed up gents.  THIS is exactly how you dominate both on the battlefield and in the relationship.  And by that I mean it's pretty much the only way to handle both duties at the same time without getting killed in real life.  You do what you have to do to survive in both the game, and 

LORD SIMP OUT.  

PS - Live now. 

Let's dance.