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TRAILER PARK vs I EAT ASS
North vs South, City vs Country, Red vs Blue… There's alotta bad blood in this matchup, along with plenty of stab wounds. TRAILER PARK fought in RnR 9, interviewed with Kate, and revealed he's been stabbed more than anyone in the world. Along with fighting EVERY possible person in Fayetteville whether it be locals, military members, or Mr. Lahey himself. This dude is TOUGH.
But when I EAT ASS steps in the ring he's proven to be a formidable force too. He's 2-0 at RnR and a possible #1 contender, but may need more than just 1 clean shot to take TRAILER PARK down.
Prediction: I EAT ASS in 3 rounds by decision
SHIZZAT THE RIZZAT vs THE BACKFLIP NINJA
Any true RnR historian will really appreciate this matchup as it includes 2 of the greatest clips we've EVER seen, facing off for the 1st time. THE NINJA has proven himself multiple times in our ring not just with his hands but also his athletic prowess. He's the only fighter to ever pull of a backflip DURING THE MATCH not just at RnR but quite possible world history. He also barely lost to NIGHTY NIGHT in 3 rounds at RnR 9, so he can take a punch.
Speaking of which, SHIZZAT THE RIZZAT landed our greatest punch ever at RnR 2 and has impressed anytime he steps in. Although he isn't undefeated on the scoresheet he's remained confidently humble in every match, and this one means more to him than anyone on the card. He'll be fighting for his fallen friend David Gainer, a fellow RnR legend, so that may make the difference.
Prediction: SHIZZAT THE RIZZAT in 3 rounds by KO
JOCKEY GEENA vs BAD ASH
We've never seen JOCKEY GEENA or BAD ASH fight before but this has the makings of an all-time matchup based off their trash talk alone. Every girl on girl fight we've had has ALWAYS delivered in spades and usually our girls are even more aggressive than the guys.
If you wanna argue against that I'd kindly like to send you to SAPPHIRE'S office, tell her RnR sent you…
There could be some surprises here for sure but hard to pick against JOCKEY GEENA since she does handle giant beasts daily AND works out at a ninja warrior gym. But if BAD ASH has truly "never been manipulated once in her life" then she may be the most powerful fighter we've ever seen.
Prediction: JOCKEY GEENA in 2 rounds by KO
SMIDGE THE DOORMAN vs FLYIN' RYAN
LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE ALERT! And possibly our first true 3-peat in RnR history? SMIDGE THE DOORMAN shocked the world in Providence last fall for his 1st belt and then proved he belonged at RnR 11. He's a former wrestler, current bouncer, and absolutely fearless fighter that will sprint across the ring to beat your ass 1 second after the bell.
On the other side, we have current PRO wrestler FLYIN' RYAN who has talked some A+ shit and clearly won't be scared of the moment on October 23rd. He's also friends with TEO, Smidge's opponent at RnR 11, so he may have some inside insight for an advantage. Guaranteed to be 1 of our best fights of the night.
Prediction: SMIDGE in 3 rounds by KO
LIGHTS OUT vs NIGHTY NIGHT
PUT THE KIDS TO BED BEFORE THIS ONE FOLKS! Truly gonna be the defintion of a slobberknocker and a match that could end up as the greatest in RnR Heavyweight history. LIGHTS OUT is 2-0 with some of the heaviest hands we've ever seen, beating the absolute piss out of Travis "JEANS" Turman at RnR 11 and ready for a long title run. He claims to be "the toughest fighter on the entire South Shore of Massachusetts" and we've seen nothing to think otherwise.
But on the other side we have the fiercest striker and most no nonsense fighter we've fucking seen. NIGHTY NIGHT isn't just a 5-0 Middleweight champion with 5 KOs, he's such a psychopath he was willing to move up 20+ lbs just for a shot at this match. 1st time ever we'll have 2 current champions facing off to decide WHO IS THE TOUGHEST MAN IN AMERICA? Can an Army vet who's made a living off putting "dicks in the dirt" add to the trophy case? We'll find out Friday bitch.
Prediction: NIGHTY NIGHT in 3 rounds by decision