It Sounds Like Antonio Brown Wants Nothing To Do With Nick Foles And His Gigantic Penis

Such disrespect.

As a man who (allegedly) starred in an adult film earlier this year he should understand the importance of swinging a big hog into every Sunday of NFL action. You may not think Nick is that talented, but his penis brings the type of mojo that only Michael's Secret Stuff in Space Jam could. 

Figure it out, AB. I don't want you on the Bears, but figure it the hell out that Big Dick Nick's howitzer could be the savior that you need.