Hey, can’t knock the effort. When you’re trying to impress a smoke with a rump like that you gotta give everything the ol’ college try. Maybe she can be the doing the spoon feeding after the vertebrae gets shattered. And you know things were real when he removed the phone, wallet and keys from the pockets. That’s the 2015 declaration of shit’s about to go down.
The lesson, kids: Don’t be this guy unless your arcade/martial-arts/useless skills are at Level: Asian.
Bonus Liu-Kang Worthy Kick From The Heavens: