How About Peyton Manning Casually Getting Ripped To Shit Out Of Absolutely No Where

Source - Peyton Manning has abs. LOTS OF ABS!!!!

The 44-year-old ex-NFL star showed off his washboard stomach during a family beach trip to Miami this week ... and yeah, we're super impressed!!

The 2-time Super Bowl champ was never really known for his imposing physique during his playing days -- but it's pretty obvious he's still knocking out some crunches every now and then, despite being retired for the past 5 years.

Manning hung up his cleats after the 2015 season -- when he led the Denver Broncos to victory over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50. Next stop, Canton ... because Manning is finally eligible to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, Class of 2021.

I've never really been a Peyton guy for obvious reasons, but I just may be turning the corner...

All you have to do is replace his face and he's the total package. He's got the money, the personality, the bod. It's hard to believe that THIS guy...

The guy with a forehead the size of a cantaloupe became this…

A man accidentally exposing his perfectly sculpted abs while attempting to relieve the suction around his groin. Five years after retirement no less! Where was this during your playing days, Peyton? You could've been doing ads or Gucci instead of Levi's, Aston Martin instead of Chevy, VOSS instead of Poland Springs! Oh well. Better late than never I guess. Congrats on the new bod, dude.