The Concession Stand Prices At The NBA Finals Seem Reasonable

Are those prices in Ruples? Can I just grab a Dixie-Cup and get a drink from the restroom sink? I don’t care if it’s a hot ticket in one of the most expensive areas in the country, $25.50 for a hot dog and a beer is one, giant fuck you to the American consumer. Wait, the hot dog only costs (an absurd) $8.50 and it’s the “Souvenir Cup” that jacks everything up? Unless that plastic chalice was the Holy Grail of Golden Monkey, they can kiss my dick. I’ll stick to having an earthquake in my intestines from Dollar Dog Night and alcohol from the flask we sneaked past security, thank you very much.

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