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Advisors Tell Asian Kids To Appear Less Asian To Get Into College - Daily Mail

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Makes perfect sense to me, man. This is society correcting itself. Asians have been so hot in the college world for like 20 years now. Everyone all up on Asian dick. Every Ivy needed all the Asians they could get. And now what happened? Satur-asian. Thats what. Just like the rest of us, universities are sick of Asians too. There’s too many of you. You flooded the market. Simple supply and demand. Now its actually bad to be a smart Asian because there’s too many of them. Cannibalizing their own smart asses. Now its just good to be an average white guy named Steve Rogers or some shit. All is right with the world.

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