Carson Palmer May Be Retired And Lives In Idaho Now But He Still Fucking Hates The Browns

[Source] - “The Browns are still the Browns. Maybe it’s early in the season, but I trust my eyes. You don’t know what you’ve got in Baker (Mayfield), but you know what you’ve got in Joe. The issue is Baltimore. They can still get in the playoffs next year in the Wild Card if you’re the Bengals.”

Listen, I don't care about the Bengals or Browns. I find both teams and their fans rather annoying. That said, tailgating for Browns/Bengals in Cincinnati with all my asshole friends is always a top-tier time so I feel enough invested here to talk about it. What a goddamn line by Carson Palmer. I love it. I've talked about it before, but we need hate in sports. I don't care if it doesn't make sense one bit saying you know what you have in a quarterback that has played 3 games vs Baker. I want people to hate each other, even if it's two shitty franchises. 

But really I'm starting to think Dave Portnoy and Carson Palmer are the same. Name two other people who trust their eyes more? It's them and like the old school NCAA Tournament committee to seed teams. Dave is notorious for live bets based on his eyes. Watch the live stream one time. Now Carson is out here talking about trusting his eyes. That makes me believe him even more. You don't just make a hatred claim like this without some sort of truth behind it. 

PS: This video of Carson and Ochocinco together talking to Burrow and Tee Higgins with both rookies wearing 9 and 85 is actually awesome