THIS MAN IS ON PLUTO. HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY. FUCKING BLASTED.
I absolutely love his Klay Thompson level commitment to being in a different dimension during the biggest possible moments of your career. Tatis smashes a bomb to deep center in a pivotal moment and you’re so in tuned with the cosmos that you reel it in without ever once considering the gravity of the moment. That’s how LA baseball should be played. If Clayton Kershaw was constantly on 25 mg of Indica edibles he’d be the most dominant postseason pitcher the game has ever known. That’s just a stone cold fact. Bellinger starts spreading his stash around and this Dodgers team is not one to be trifled with.