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Giancarlo Stanton Is One Of The Biggest Lunatics On Planet Earth

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You. Fucking. Monster. I don’t even care that this Sox team couldn’t get a runner in from second base if it would solve world hunger, I’m thrilled that they never had a chance to get Giancarlo. Can’t have a locker room cancer, and that’s exactly what this picture proves Giancarlo is. A self-centered psychopath with no regard for societal rules. He’s gonna do him and he doesn’t care what people think about it. Even the little smirk looks like that of a deranged man. People who don’t drink, people who don’t eat meat, and people who take bites of their Kit Kats that don’t even allow them to break you off a piece: three kinds of people no one wants to sit next at a stall next to.