Would you eat this taco?
That reminds me, did I ever tell you guys about the time my friends kid was looking at his wife's license and started laughing?
She asked him what was so funny.
He said that by "Sex" it said "F" and laughed some more.
She said, "yes, but why is that funny?"
The son replied, "I can't believe you're so bad at sex that you failed in it."
My buddy busted out laughing.