NSFW: 'Hi-Tech Chastity Lock' Is Vulnerable To Hacks That Could Lock Your C*ck Forever

You know that sinking feeling when your penis is encased in a metal prison on a business trip & you realize you don't have the key? The WORST. And now, thanks to hackers, you could get stuck with that feeling right in the comfort of your own basement fuck dungeon… 

From Tech Crunch:

U.K.-based security firm Pen Test Partners  said the flaw in the Qiui Cellmate internet-connected chastity lock, billed as the “world’s first app controlled chastity device,” could have allowed anyone to remotely and permanently lock in the user’s penis.

The Cellmate chastity lock works by allowing a trusted partner to remotely lock and unlock the chamber over Bluetooth using a mobile app. That app communicates with the lock using an API. But that API was left open and without a password, allowing anyone to take complete control of any user’s device.

Because the chamber was designed to lock with a metal ring underneath the user’s penis, the researchers said it may require the intervention of a heavy-duty bolt cutter or an angle grinder to free the user.

Alex Lomas, a researcher at Pen Test Partners, said in a blog post that an attacker could lock “everyone in or out” very quickly. “There is no emergency override function either, so if you’re locked in there’s no way out,” he wrote.

The unsecured API also allowed access to the private messages and the precise location from the user’s app.

"What do you mean you're 'locked in'?" Swear to you I didn't tap that app at all today and.. calm down dude.. You really can't get it off? Well… yes, I know I'm the only one with access but… YES, I SWEAR it wasn't me. What do you mean 'hacked'? Damn, ok, ok, calm down, I can be there by next Thursday to get thing off you. No biggie."

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BONUS CHASTITY BELT RABBIT HOLE #CONTENT:

In looking for a Tweet about the story to put at the top of this blog, I made the mistake of typing 'chastity belt' in the Twitter search bar. Prude ol' me did not realize how popular these junk jails are in the kink world. The cringe-scrolling escalated quickly as I discovered we're in the month of #LOCKTOBER where people lock up their genitals for the whole month, like a challenge. 

Anyways, if that's you I'm not here to kink shame but I hope you have some DudeWipes & baby powder handy to get you through the month. If that's not you & you're upset you've seen this, sorrey.