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Give This Domino's Deliveryman The Chair. Caught Wiping His Ballsack With Customers' Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream

Fox News - The U.K. branch of Domino’s is investigating after a pizza delivery driver was caught on camera rubbing a customer’s food on his crotch and then handing over the order.

Jonathan Terry of Buckinghamshire, England, recently ordered from the pizza chain during a night in with friends, news agency South West News Service (SWNS) reports.

The Great Missenden man was watching a movie with pals and digging into the tub of birthday cake-flavored Ben and Jerry's from Domino’s when a call from his girlfriend stopped him cold in his tracks.

“About 20 minutes after we received the delivery we went to get the ice cream out and weirdly I had a call from my girlfriend,” Terry told the outlet.

“She said ‘I hope you haven’t eaten the ice cream that Domino's have sent you.’ She then told me to go and look at the Ring doorbell [footage].”

Upon reviewing video from the home security camera, Terry was horrified to learn that the delivery driver had knocked on the door and rubbed the pint of ice cream on his crotch before handing it over to the unknowing customer.

“It felt quite disrespectful and very vile,” Terry, 31, said. “My housemate said he felt violated — he was not happy.”

After complaining to Domino’s about the incident, the customer said he was offered complimentary coupons but refused the gesture, as he never wants to eat from the chain again.

“I said, ‘After what your delivery driver has done I don’t feel safe and don’t want to oblige to ever buy an order from Domino's again,’” Terry said, as reported by SWNS. “I want to make sure people are aware of what has happened.”

I say this with zero exaggeration. Give this man the electric chair. 

Look at this scumbag.

Now look at him when he saw the camera.

We need to set an example for food handlers and delivery people across the globe.

Smokey this isn't Nam. There are rules. 

Props to the violated customers here. Really showing their British temperaments. 

"We felt violated." 

"We aren't happy"

Buddy, if I dove into a carton of Ben & Jerry's Grundle Flavored Ice Cream without knowing it I would be a little fucking pissed off. And rightfully so. 

You are better men than I.

Or maybe you're not…

How many times have these guys stiffed this delivery guy before, for him to commit an act this depraved? `

But even if they were the worst tippers on the planet you still don't go rogue and pull a move like this. Ask them "Was there something wrong with the service?" before they close the door and allude to the miserly tip. Get pleasure from shaming their cheapness. Like a real man. Not from picturing them dining on your dingleberries and pubic hairs. Like a psychopath. 

Either way, just an awful look for all upstanding delivery people out there. Seeing shit like this definitely makes you pause when placing your next order.

I think watching the movie "Waiting" should be mandatory homework for everybody this week. (And it just came to Netflix which is very convenient)

It was a straight to DVD movie in the 2000's, that was actually pretty funny. It starred a pre-pubescent Ryan Reynolds,

Underrated babes Anna Farris and Kaitlin Doubleday

The obscenely hot Sloan, who plays a lesbian bartender

The ultimate wet-blanket friend zone guy

A dread-locked, wannabe gangsta rapping, busboy Andy Milonakis 

Some little Italian vixen- 

Luis Guzman in perhaps his best role ever. (I know that's saying a lot)

Christian Yellich in his major motion picture debut - 

Todd Packer as the lifelong chain restaurant GM 

And surprisingly, Dane Cook, in a role where he's not being a try-hard and is in fact a truly vile slimeball line cook who will give you give you a serious reality check to think about the next time you want to be a dickhead to a waiter or waitress.

The movie is good for a few laughs, especially at the pre #metoo movement workplace culture it depicts. And without spoiling it, for the whole dick game they play in the movie, which is awesome.

And it will definitely make you think twice the next time you treat service people like shit.

p.s.- In college I lived with 4 other guys my junior and senior years. One of our roommates was the absolute worst to service people. To the point you wouldn't want to go out to eat with them because of the awkwardness. It translated over to delivery people as well. He would order Jimmy John's delivery like 3-4 a week and give the guy a ten on like a $9.29 bill every time. We used to shame him for it to no end but it didn't matter. None of us were ever dumb enough to order Jimmy John's because we knew there was no way every delivery to our address wasn't receiving a side of spit or pubes. Moral of the story, don't be a shitbag to food service workers.

p.p.s. - Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey might be the greatest hard ice cream flavor of all time (second would be Huckleberry which I think can only be found in Wyoming and Montana). Don't @ me. Especially if you've never tried it. Walnuts, chocolate chunks, and banana ice cream. I can pound 2-3 pints in a sitting and still want more.

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