I'm In Love With Mimi And I Don't Care Who Knows It!!


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Sweet mother of Moses, I'm in love I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!!!! Mimi just put on a chugging clinic these eyes haven't seen since the early days of Dana B. I don't know what they expected when they handed Mimi the bottle, what, for her to take a couple of sips and call it a night? Hell fucking no. Mimi didn't live through WW2, Vietnam, polio, and 12 seasons of The Big Bang Theory to lose a chug-off to some frat bro. And you know, not even knocking him. It's like showing up to a gun fight with an acoustic guitar and strumming Time Of Your Life, he was outmatched from the get-go.

I need Mimi to slide into the DMs though. Half because I love her, half because I'm curious why she dropped the diamond into the ocean at the end of Titanic. Classic Mimi, chugging beers and tossing millions of dollars into the ocean. Whattawoman.