Well, the cat is out of the bag. I'm not sure if it was a secret or not beforehand, but it's true, it's a boy!
Ohhhh, you thought…oh god. No, no, no. I have no idea what Kate is having. In fact, I'm pretty sure she's just faking this whole thing for job security and attention, similar to when Francis faked cancer to win Barstool Idol. Brilliant plays by both.
But I love new baby pandas. Weirdly, I've been blogging about the new baby pandas at the National Zoo for the last 7 years. I'll never forget when Bao Bao was born and injected smiles and happiness into our lives for 3 years before we had to send her back to China. And then we got Bei Bei, and now we have a new unnamed boy panda! It's such a delight. We will get to see him take his first steps, climb his first tree, fall out of his first tree, and who knows what else. Having a new baby panda in our lives is the greatest gift we could get. Oh my god I'm so lonely.